The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 19 to 25 February
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Automotive innovations will drive us crazy someday - you will not meet anyone (or something) on the roads. Here and lilac Hunter, and orange Skoda, and purple Opel, the stars do not even talk about the Oise, painted in a gray-brown-crimson color. Internal differences between cars is another story, but let's not talk about the sad things - in this February period we will have a lot of interesting things, and drivers will not have to yawn and count the sparrows. By the way, the stars congratulate all male drivers on the holiday. But mostly ladies celebrate on February 23rd - while the chauffeur guys are having fun in the garages, the auto-ladies enjoy the road and drive without any rules, they also fearlessly tint their lips.
Auto horoscope from 19 to 25 February
Aries
Aries, choose - speed or comfortable standing in traffic jams? In these February days it will be just like this - you can race off-road, showing your tongue to crazed pedestrians, or peacefully stand in the next traffic jam, admiring the landscape and eating crackers. If you notice people walking along the sidewalks in their underwear, do not rush to pinch your hand or flip through the calendar in panic - summer has not come yet, and you have not missed anything. It's just that the followers of the Russian healer Porfiry Ivanov celebrate his birthday. Some traffic cops even took off their shoes - they want to be healthy, so they are tempered. Go faster - your four-wheeled chick doesn't want to take part in this show.
Taurus
Taurus, the car is going quietly with its tires rustling slowly - the traffic cops have a new quirk this February week, and they are rolling through the streets at a snail's speed. Maybe they want to set an example, or maybe they test the nerves of drivers for strength - few people dare to overtake a police car. By the way, on these winter days you will not find sad pedestrians on the streets - even two-legged, sick with a hangover, move quite quickly and briskly. Probably, they threw in Alkozeltzer, because everyone celebrates the "birthday" of this wonderful remedy (pills are almost 90 years old). By the way, do not forget to tidy up the garage - your horse feels the approach of spring and dreams of a clean stall.
Twins
Gemini, this road week may seem boring, but still ahead. In the meantime, the traffic cops sluggishly wave their wands, and the pedestrians somehow move their legs, roll out of town. The car will happily stand by the side of the road while you sculpt a snowman or build a fortress. But do not throw snowballs at the horse - the iron girlfriend is not a lover of winter fun. If you come across dark cars with tinted windows, do not be alarmed when serious guys in strict suits come out from there - these are not local authorities, but only admirers of Malevich's work. If only they did not begin to celebrate Casimir's birthday and did not draw black squares on a white zebra.
Crayfish
Cancers, you are harnessing for a long time, but you are driving dashingly - well done, this winter week the road stars are supportive of you, and all road users take an example from you. But make sure that the iron horse does not become arrogant, otherwise it will start proudly snorting with the exhaust pipe and brazenly stomping its wheels - the rest of the cars will not understand it and will go around for a kilometer. Something incredible is happening with pedestrians during this February period - the two-legged creatures are dressed up in costumes of cats and mice and are racing over zebras. It turns out that the guys are celebrating a holiday - 78 years ago, a funny couple Tom and Jerry first appeared on the screens. Invite everyone to visit - let them stage a cartoon in your spacious and cozy garage.
A lion
Lions, don't growl - the machine will do it for you. This week, the four-wheeled girlfriend is set to win, and not only in races - she is the first everywhere: on the tracks, and in parking lots, and near traffic cops. Don't worry - the horse knows how to negotiate with the patrol boys. Surely he will promise from three boxes, and the law enforcement officers do not sleep at night, expecting to be given a free ride or tossed a road freebie. If you want to warm up after a tiring journey, stop next to the guys who are dancing on the zebra. Pedestrians not only dance, but also sing: "Top-top, baby is stomping." The guys are celebrating Kristalinskaya's birthday, and your car loves listening to songs performed by Maya.
Virgo
Virgo, someone is surprised at the sight of a kind traffic cop, some round their eyes, noticing a highway without traffic jams, but you are an experienced driver, and it is almost impossible to amaze your imagination. But you do not know the car - these days the car will show the class. Know how to be grateful - it was not in vain that the horse drove at a breakneck speed and poured snow dust on the cool cars with flashing lights (the car was waiting for a reward). Start by cleaning the trunk - there are old newspapers again, have you really annoyed the postman, and he takes revenge on you with the help of waste paper? If you see a guy on patrol with a fishing rod instead of a rod, don't panic and don't run away - ask for a fish, the DPS nickname probably celebrated the holiday “Alexei Rybny” and caught a lot of tasty pikes.
Scales
Libra, the weather is done not by forecasters, but by traffic cops, and this winter week the statement will be relevant. If the patrol guys smile, then the sun is shining brighter, and as soon as the guys from the traffic police frown, the sky is covered with clouds, and the road is covered with an ice crust. But your iron horse does not pay attention to these little things - the main thing is speed and maneuvers, and the mood of the rider (that is, the driver) is the tenth thing. By the way, the stars remembered the weather forecast for a reason - at the beginning of this February period they celebrate a holiday - the birthday of the synoptic map. Tousled meteorologists rush along the tracks and look at the sky with a clever look - give the poor fellows a lift before they are numb.
Scorpion
Scorpions, most cars have the most ordinary characteristics, and in principle, our drivers have enough of this - the steering wheel is there, the wheels are in place, what more could you want? Perhaps funny fellow travelers, but the chauffeurs of your sign and this good in abundance - out, all the seats are occupied and chatting without interruption. Calm down your passengers, the car does not like noise. But it will not be possible to calm pedestrians and traffic cops - the two-legged dance near the traffic police posts, and the patrol guys are conducting the batons. They also fold their hands, like they are in the house, and hum: "Under the roof of your house." Of course, after all, in February Yuri Antonov's birthday. By the way, your music-loving wheelbarrow likes the song "From sadness to joy" more.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, do you know what the Iron Girlfriend's daily mileage is? The stars advise you to take a closer look at the mileage: when you put the horse in the garage, the numbers are on the device, and when you drive them out of the stall, they are completely different. Surely the four-wheeled sly guy goes about his business while you snore peacefully in the crib. This winter week you will have plenty to worry about. Either hide from the traffic cops, then swear with pedestrians, who are completely insolent, and cross the street in the most unexpected places. The whole neighborhood also smells of onions - people celebrate Luke's Day and bake pies (of course, with onions). A car is allergic to this scent - the car changes color and starts to itch.
Capricorn
Capricorns, what is the point of fighting with communal services, what is the point of scolding greedy traffic cops - the roads will not improve from this, and gasoline will not fall in price. This week, all the chauffeurs of your sign will become philosophers - just do not dream, otherwise you will rush off again where your eyes look, and you will have to spend the night outside the city, admiring the stars and snowmen.The car will soon develop a fear of open space - please the horse and leave it alone. In the meantime, the car is enjoying the garage life, walk on foot. There are many interesting things on the streets, and every now and then there are strange people with sickles. These are not bandits from the high road, but ordinary guys celebrating the national holiday "Zakhar Serpovidets".
Aquarius
Aquarians, your car's cross-country ability is excellent, and you definitely won't scare a horse off-road. But the iron horse also has its own phobias - the car shakes at the sight of well-fed traffic cops (and he simply does not notice the thin guys from the traffic police, this is such a strange thing). In general, in these February days, try to communicate with slender patrol guys and go around the pot-bellied guards. If you come across lost tourists, do not be lazy and take a tour of the area. And you will earn, and celebrate the international day of the guide. But don't drive up to the museums - the car is tired of admiring the tusks of mammoths and can begin to be mischievous (it will turn off all the headlights, and where are you without light in the dark?).
Fish
Pisces, lock doors, tint windows - this week in February, the four-wheeled beauty is dreaming of solitude. Ideally, it is better not to go anywhere at all - turn on the road song to the typewriter, throw out the old bursting cans and finally disperse the insolent garage mice. But if business calls on the road, try not to break the rules - the traffic cops at the end of February are angry and hungry. If the patrol guys ask you a question: What is the power? - do not come up with a witty answer (after all, strength is always in the truth). DPS-nicknames celebrate the birthday of director Alexei Balabanov and quote the hero from the movie "Brother". He was a good director, and most drivers love to watch his films.
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